Dominos employees at work.

Just tweaking the big guys.

and of course our non-franchised staff would never ever do anything like this would they?

Absolutely not! We are pure of heart and deed.

There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with being able to take a pizza that landed upside down and flip it back over and it not look horrible.

Some kind of patented proprietary cheese blend that holds it all together I guess.

What. No pole dance?