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I like this one!

I just found my next craigslist ad. Thanks.

We recently placed an advert for a position for Friday and Saturday nights. Specifically wanted one person for the position (for continuity).
We finished the advert with the following.
“Only apply if you can and want to work both days and not be wanting every second week off for partying”
Only got good quality applicants and plenty of positive comments from customers who also got a laugh out of it.