Here are some more pizza related stories: http://www.theonion.com/search/?q=pizza
I particularly like the uprising and everyone extremly high stories… So it is not just drivers picked on; it is the entire industry. Why is it funny? Well, generally there needs to be some truth to accomplish humor. My first “pizza” job was in 1978. My second pizza job was driver for Dominos (store 1902, St Paul MN 1978-79) The things called out in many of these satirical stories have been part of the industry during all those years.
Lighten up everyone. It is just pizza!