Wow…was that for real?
As are the other news items you see on “The Onion”. They are a cutting edge news organization that gets the scoops that no one else does.
I prefer to get my news from Cracked.com… much less spin than the Onion.
See! I told ya that Dominos customers will eat anything. Their expected sheepdip and varsol topping will preserve their market share, and the rest of us will just have to keep on using the best and freshest ingredients to preserve our integrity.
Who wants to guess Kris’ hair color?
Just messing with you Kris. :lol: