Pizza Jokes?

Pizza Shop Talk The Think Tank
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I think we should have a post dedecated to pizza jokes. So go ahead and pop’em. I’ll be the reader. Um :lol:

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Pizza is no joking matter pops. This is serious stuff.

:lol:

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Only 3,100 units away from becoming one of the BIG 3 !

Good Joke. hehe :lol:

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How do you get a banjo player off of your front porch?
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Pay him for the pizza.

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What does a 12" pizza have in common with a banjo?
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Neither one can feed a family of four.

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A Buddhist walks into a pizza place and says “Make me one with everything!”

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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
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Uh, second thought. Better not tell you.

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you know how you make pickle bread?
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you use dill dough

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Okay, not pizza related, but the banjo made me remember this one … how is an accordion similar to an artillery shell?
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By the time you hear it coming, it’s already too late.

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and the winner is =3100 stores shy

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What does a 12" pizza have in common with running/owning a pizzeria in a small town?
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Neither one can feed a family of four.

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LOL @ Nick. That is pretty funny.

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A blonde walks into my store and orders a personal pepperoni pizza. I ask her if she would like her pizza cut into four or eight pieces. She says, “Make it four. I don’t think I can eat all eight.”

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BWAHAHAHAHA…WHOOOOOOOO.

Good one Brian :lol:

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Pizza Hut and Dominos have the best jokes – their pizza :slight_smile:

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What is a dog’s favorite pizza? -
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PUParonni!

Thank you I will be here all week!

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Blonde walks into a library, goes up to the librarian and says, “I’d like a large pepperoni and mushroom with extra cheese.”

The librarian says, “Ma’am, you are in a library.”

The blonde says, “Oh, sorry,” lowers her voice and whispers, “I’d like a large pepperoni and mushroom with extra cheese.”

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Well, okay. Both can smell it but neither are allowed to…

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What do pizza and s e x have in common?
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Even when its bad its still kinda good

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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates
Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around
where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened,
and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he
goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, ”What the heck did you put on this pizza?”
The delivery man bows deeply and says, ”We put on the pizza what you ordered,
pepper only.”