When is a cheese pizza not a cheese pizza?

Anyone got an interesting name for the old plain cheese pizza ? apart from margerita or cheese pizza etc

“Blank Check” “Clean Slate” “Greasy Palm” LOL… :stuck_out_tongue:

“Simply Elegant”
“Cheese Pie”
“Our Heart and Soul”
“Cuore di Formaggio” (Heart of Cheese)
“Quattro Formaggio”
“il Fondamento” (the foundation)

Ideas I’ve had over the years. I especially liked the idea of Italian descriptors to set that tone for our place.

When it is a ‘Cheese Louise’ or a “Plain Jane”

Big fan of the both the Cheese Louise and the Plain Jane!