I have tons of postcards that I’ve used in the past, when I need to, all I have to do is change the dates and run to staples.
The greatest return I’ve ever had was from Christmas time. I sent out 10% off your order and we’ll enter you to win an Ipod. This went out to all of my customers and pulled right around 30%, no that’s not a typo.
When I do lazy customers, I usually do $2 off 30, $3 off 60, and $5 of 90.
Another good one is a free order of garlic knots, and if you order within 2 weeks, a free 2-liter too.
One of my favorites for lazy customers is “Have you been cheating?” I think I got that one from the black book, but I don’t remember for sure. My husband hates it, he thinks it makes him look like a freak, but people get a kick out of it.
"Have you been cheating on me?
Is that someone else’s marinara I see
on your collar? Rumor has it you’ve
been visiting that way too pricey
pizza man up the street.
Don’t try to hide it. A pizza just knows.
It’s been so long since you’ve held me in
your hands, weeks since you took a
nibble. You’re breaking my heart!
Do I have to buy your love?
How about XXXXXX off your next order?"
I also do postcards for most of the holidays, Valentine’s Day, St. Patricks Day, Mother’s Day (Hey mom, We’d love to send you flowers, but how about a free dinner instead?), Halloween, Thanksgiving (a turkey holding a sign that says Eat More Pizza)
Hope this helps!