Heh…you’re forgetting my favorite. Remember Super Mario Bros. from 1993? One of my favorite films ever, just because of how ridiculously awesome it is. And because King Koopa is Dennis Hopper.
Pizza Delivery Man: Python Pizza here, may I help you?
King Koopa: King Koopa here.
Pizza Delivery Man: Oh, yes sir.
King Koopa: I’d like the Koopa Special.
Pizza Delivery Man: Pterodactyl tail on that?
King Koopa: Yes. Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms… and, uh, spicy.
And as the film comes to its conclusion…
King Koopa has a weapon aimed at the Mario Bros. in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other.
King Koopa: Too late, humans!
Pizza Delivery Man: [Over walkie-talkie] Sir, your pizza’s here.
King Koopa: Not now!
Lovely stuff. Anybody see the IFC movie “Pizza” with washed up Ethan Embry from Can’t Hardly Wait?