I agree, And I offer my most sincere apologies if I may have offended anyones sensitivities.
Besides that, what makes us special for our area :
we are the only place doing hand tossed, making our own fresh sausage, and using a whole milk cheese. The other pizza places either press, or sheet their dough into a cracker’ish crust. Most also use a pre-cooked sausage, or they use Fontinini brand sausage which makes the flavor profile between our competitors almost identical.
We also offer an “Upside-Down” pizza option. (cheese on the dough, then stripes of the sauce on top of the cheese) plus we do strombolis.
Then on top of all that, all of our BBQ meats are available on our pizzas,
The current favorite among carnivores is our “Chopping block” pie that gets Beef Brisket, pulled Pork, smoked chicken, Bacon, & chopped rib meat
The 2nd most popular is our “Pile of Pig” which gets Sausage, pulled pork, bacon, & Pepperoni, then the “meat & potatoes” is gaining quickly in popularity, that has beef brisket, and the filling of double baked potatoes, garnished with pickle slices for a little acidic addition to the flavor profile.