Have I offended?? Such bitterness, Dave. You should find a way to release those hostilities before you spew spiritual bile on your food.
I find that wearing my pants backwards has a sort of relaxing effect on my spirit. Maybe you should try that instead of unprovoked attacks on hapless, hard working pizzaioli
I was just irate riding the small bus home from work after giving up my day off because of the physco drunk ex-manager who left me in the lurch (now I am realy spewing spiritual vile, hostilities and bitterness).
My wife always puts my shorts on for me the right way round - she won’t let me dress myself in case I put them on back to front
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