Or the “Let me read you everything on my coupon because you obviously have no idea what I’m talking about”
(for example, there is a coupon for “Combo #1” that is a large 1 topping, breadsticks and a 2 liter for $15.99)
“I have a coupon for the Combo #1”
“Yes maam. What would you like on the pizza?”
“It says a large 1 topping pizza…”
“Yes maam, what topping would you like on that large pizza?”
“…and a 6 piece breadstick…”
“Allright, the combo #1, what would you like on the pizza?”
“… and a 2 liter for $15.99”
“Ok, yes. What would you like on the pizza?”
“Do you have Sunkist Grape?”
“Yes, we have Sunkist grape. What would you like on the pizza?”
“What toppings do you have?”
(read entire list of toppings, slowly, so she can repeat them one at a time to the guy laying on the couch…)
(hear guy in background say “I want broccoli” - even though you never said broccoli)
“I’ll take broccoli on the pizza”
“I’m sorry, we don’t have broccoli”
“You don’t have broccoli?”
“No maam”
(hear her say “They don’t have broccoli!” to the guy on the couch.)
“Do you have pepperoni?”
“Yes, we have pepperoni. Do you want pepperoni?”
“What kind of (insert name of Little Caesars breadsticks here) come with that special?”
“We have garlic or cinnamon”
“Ok. I’ll take broccoli on the pizza…”
:shock: :? 
