If you deliver a large one topping pizza and 20 wings with a 2 liter bottle of soda, how much did it cost you as an owner of the shop. While the order total was 24.99 it took 15 minutes to prepare and 2 people to cook it, the 15 mins my driver waited for the food to cook and then it took him another 15 minutes to deliver it, the pizza cost me 3.45 to make and the wings cost 6.00 and the 2 liter cost me .87 cents , I paid the 2 cooks 2.00 each to make the food oh wait one of them gets .25 cents more an hr so he cost me lets see what is .25/4 hmm ok well its 2.00 just for arguments sake and the light and gas bill for 15 mins is equal to about the cost of a soda so lets say 2.00 just to be safe the insurance on the pizza shop for 15 min is about half of 1 cent so lets just say 2.00 then i have to pay comp ins. for 2 employees oh wait 3 but 2 at 15 min and 1 at 30 min and then there is unemployment and ss taxes so lets just say 2.00 for each employee at 15 min and 1.00 at the driver rate of 3.85 cause he just a tipped employee so ok it cost me so it cost 19.32 to send that 24.99 order out I made 5.67 on that one damn i need to raise some more money some how lets take back .50 of the drivers delivery fee and now I made 5.50 thats what we will do.
just my attempt at comedy. I am a little tired of being told I don’t know what I am talking about oh wait I mean drivers don’t know what they are talking about. Without the delivery driver all you would have is a restaurant or deli and who wants to be a restaurateur anyway. :mrgreen: more comedy I better stop before I bust a gut laughing

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