Pretty funny, I know there have been some customers over the years that I would have loved to have pistol whipped myself, but there were always an annoying preponderance of witnesses about… Aside from the pistol part, this sounds like something one of my old bosses would do, he had the cops called on him at least 5 different times during the period I worked with him. It was almost always over free food too, he was the kind of guy that pinched a nickel till it bled, and always though everyone was out to scam him.